Thoughts that come up in our everyday lives…
13 May
Now that summer is on, every one is out to get their share of the sun. But not the typical Indian. It has nothing to do with Heliophobia. It has more to do with us being conditioned to stay away from the ‘harsh tropical’ celestial body. This training kicks in whenever we get out into the open. While you will find Europeans crowded out in the sunny outdoors, Indians would feel comfortable staying in the shade.
But what if it is not summer? What other rule of thumb would come to the rescue of the Indian-seekers?
Ladies and gentlemen, let me present to you the Leather Jacket. Any Indian male would consider a good leather jacket a possession worth a passing down a couple of generations. All those biker movies never helped one bit. Me and my friends can swear to seeing many of these on my Indian fellow-men here in Europe. I also confess to owning one.
Disclaimer: What I have stated above is not hard and fast, and should not be held against me in a court of law.
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5 Responses for "How to identify an Indian in Europe?"
Thanks for all that info…yet you somehow seem oblivious to the fact that there are indian women out there too.. or is it that u overlooked all the ones u were chasing and there werent any left for u to really seek and comment on…:D
So, What about wearing sunglasses in the shades?
I feel you forgot to mention that.
One more way to Identify An Indian [To be precise, An Indian of a Rare Breed] not by appearance but by the behavioural pattern - It is that he will fool others whether it is a police officer, a bus driver or a Taxi man, it doesnot matter him much… The action is not intentional but its a part of his routine behaviour…
Law needs to be changed.. As Paris Hilton was charged for shop lifting, a similar way of action should be applied on him also.
ഈ പോളിടെക്നിക്കിലൊന്നും പഠിക്കാത്തത് കൊണ്ട് എനിക്ക് ഇന്ത്യാക്കരെ തിരിച്ചറിയാന് പറ്റുന്നില്ല…
ഇന്ത്യാക്കരെ തിരിച്ചറിയാന് നിറം പോരെ…. അതില് മലയാളികളെ തിരിച്ചറിയുവാന് ശ്രീശാന്തിനെ തെറി പറയുന്നുണ്ടോ എന്ന് മാത്രം നോക്കിയാല് മതി.
Sorry! for commenting in Malayalam… that’s the only language am fluent in
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