This is a forward I received from a dear friend of mine. She felt this mail strongly represented truth.

Men Are Just Happier People– What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can ‘do’ your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.

Now the Golden question? Are Men really the happier lot? Lets dissect the mail and award points to the miserable/affected party in each area.

< Your last name stays put. > I pass this one. Score: Women

<The garage is all yours. > Who gets to sleep on the bed after a fight? Score: Men

<Wedding plans take care of themselves. > We just have to get it there… Wooing the woman of your dreams is not such an easy thing… Especially on your wallet. Score: Men

<You can be President.>

María Estela (‘Isabel’) Martínez de Perón: President of Argentina from 1 Jul 1974 to 24 Mar 1976.

Vigdís Finnbogadóttir President of Iceland from 1 Aug 1980 to 1 Aug 1996

Agatha Barbara President of Malta from 15 Feb 1982 to 15 Feb 1987

The list goes on… Where’s your GK, MiLady? Score: No one

<You can never be pregnant.> There’s nothing to say here. Really!!! Score : Women

<You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park> No one is stopping you. Score:Women though.

<Car mechanics tell you the truth> Dunno… Guess guys are hard-wired for stuff that works on gasoline… Score: Women

<You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes> Some call it efficiency… others call insensitiveness… But it does get done… Score: Women

< You only have to shave your face and neck. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. …..> No arguments here… Especially on facial hair… Score: Women

Alright,Alright!!! I give up…

Since women seems to racking up points already and I do not think (or want) to win this argument, I will agree that Men do seem to be the happier lot. My arguments just would not change anything.