Most of you Johnny Bravos out there would know how difficult it is to conjure up a relationship out of thin air… especially with the ‘mythical’ blonde, blue-eyed malayalee girl*  standing next to you at the local pub….

Fear not! Don Draper has come to the rescue… I hear his no-nonsense advice on getting on your groove is right on the spot.

I can’t wait to try these out…

P.S.: The author will not be responsible for any advice in a comedy programme aired on National TV. If you are put out of misery, hard luck, I did say…

*A corruption of the blonde, blue-eyed brahmin girl fantasy by Mahesh R