Disclaimer: This is a part of a conversation that may have happened…

RJ: John, I always wondered what kind of a lady I would like to spend the rest of my life with. And know what? The answer unfolded itself to me during one of my meditation sessions (read: helplessly inebriated Friday evenings).

John Doe: You thinking about marriage?? LMAO… This is gonna be fun… [He pops open another Carlsberg]

RJ: I would like to marry a woman with CEO-like qualities. While I sit around the house practicing the fine art of ‘Lazy-boy’ing, she can make her way up the corporate ladder. I will let her employ a maid to keep the house in order. All I would ask of her is a daily allowance of 100 Indian rupees (USD 2.5) for my daily beers.

John Doe: What does she get in return then?

RJ: What does she get in return you ask, my young Padawan? I will read up jokes from the Internet the whole day. I will crack them once she comes back to ease her stress. An occasional massage and the duties of a ‘decent, but lazy’ husband will be on the menu too.

John Doe: But then, why do your MBA, Jedi Idiot? [striving to maintain a straight face...]

RJ: It’s about not having an ego, with her being a CEO and all